probably a future cat lady

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
horny-ex-catholic
autistic-coded

growing up being autistic but not knowing is just *hiding in room while people are over* *getting tired and needing to recharge after the smallest chores* *getting called a gifted kid* *knowing that you’re “weird” because people are making fun of you but not knowing how to stop being weird* *having adults tell you how “mature” you are* *getting in trouble for not doing work* *convincing yourself that you’re just lazy and stupid because you can’t make yourself do work* *getting really invested in “weird” media*

nothing has made sense in my life except getting my autism diagnosis actually autistic
mendeljef
fischotterkunst

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

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(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

fischotterkunst

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

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2) DON’T type in services.msc

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3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

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4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

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5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

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if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

hideousgourd

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I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

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Pretend to be upset.

yaboybigbadguzma

OP how could you


I hope none of my friends who use Adobe programs find this, follow your detailed instructions, and spread the word. That would be devastating!

neil-gaiman

It would.